tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207412969345732042012-02-16T06:06:33.363-08:00Quotes by Oscar LevantQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-39318900495717274332007-05-04T09:30:00.000-07:002007-05-04T09:31:51.072-07:00Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/wbaustin/topsites.html">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-3931890049571727433?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-37806622432397177382007-05-02T17:50:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:51:10.745-07:00<a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><br />You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. [explaining his way out of a speeding ticket]<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-3780662243239717738?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-69272490284989956182007-03-17T00:48:00.000-07:002007-03-17T00:49:07.325-07:00Schizophrenia beats dining alone.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.worpress.com/">famous quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-6927249028498995618?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-13317647809180250572007-02-25T10:53:00.000-08:002007-02-25T10:54:18.422-08:00<title>Hollywood</title>Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><a href="http://funnyquotes.wordpress.com/2006/11/17/funny-quotes-oscar-levant-2/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><br /><br /><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Daily Blog Awards</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-1331764780918025057?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-31416673873538955142007-02-25T10:49:00.000-08:002007-02-25T10:49:33.515-08:00<title>Oscar Levant Quotations</title>I am no more humble than my talents require.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.home.worldnet.att.net/">Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-3141667387353895514?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-33434891939487823892007-02-25T10:48:00.000-08:002007-02-25T10:48:46.908-08:00<title>Political Quotes</title><h1>Political Quotes</h1><br /><br />Funny Quotes<br /><br /><br />The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesexchange.com/">Famous Quotes</a> <a href="http://h.webring.com/hub?ring=fquotes">Famous Quotes</a> <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes-world.blogspot.com/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes-world.blogspot.com/2006/08/forces-of-evil.html">Forces of Evil</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-3343489193948782389?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-11237838279401602332007-02-25T10:47:00.000-08:002007-02-25T10:47:14.413-08:00<title>Oscar Levant Quotes</title><a href="http://famousquotes.home.worldnet.att.net/">Famous Quotes</a><br /><br /><br />I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes-world.blogspot.com/">Quotes World</a><br /><a href="http://quotes-world.blogspot.com/2006/06/friendship-quotes.html">friendship quotes</a><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-1123783827940160233?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-2893736659544177202007-01-30T22:45:00.000-08:002007-01-30T22:46:27.471-08:00Oscar Levant Quotes<br /><br />I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br /><br /><br /><h1><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a></h1><br /><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-289373665954417720?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-58346540774871442792007-01-14T12:34:00.000-08:002007-01-14T12:35:49.227-08:00Oscar Levant Quotes<br /><br />I have no trouble with my enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funnyquotations.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes-funny.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-5834654077487144279?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-71789994755536410832006-12-11T20:23:00.001-08:002006-12-11T20:23:29.718-08:00I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br />Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br />Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><p><a href="http://blogofthedayawards.blogspot.com/">Top Blogs for 2006</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-7178999475553641083?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-43438526954141528782006-12-11T20:21:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:22:45.066-08:00Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br /> <br />I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br /> <br />An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br />Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://www.jokes-joke.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://sayings.wordpress.com/">Sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-4343852695414152878?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-17597805199935625562006-12-11T20:20:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:21:57.103-08:00It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a> <a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a> <br /><br />I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away<br />- Oscar Levant<br /> <br />I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://george-carlin.blogspot.com/">George Carlin Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/">Shakespeare Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://mary-richards.blogspot.com/">Mary Richards Quotes</a><br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-1759780519993562556?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-64391187665432031842006-11-30T17:25:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:26:09.741-08:00<em><strong>Oscar Levant Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-6439118766543203184?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-54313952447381571482006-11-30T17:23:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:25:21.802-08:00Oscar Levant Quotes - Humility<br /><br />What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Grouch Marx Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://david-letterman.blogspot.com/">David Letterman Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-5431395244738157148?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-64574144923586146092006-11-30T17:22:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:23:26.652-08:00<em><strong>Oscar Levant Quotes - Lowest Form of Humor</strong></em><br /><br /><br />A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes-funny.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funnyquotations.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Funny Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-6457414492358614609?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-55562646012028534482006-11-30T17:20:00.000-08:002006-11-30T17:22:08.151-08:00<em><strong>Oscar Levant Quotes - Genius and Insanity</strong></em><br /><br /><br />There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.<br />- Oscar Levant<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><br /><br /><h1 align="center"><a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Quotes</a></h1><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-5556264601202853448?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-84584770265297594012006-11-21T12:49:00.001-08:002006-11-21T12:49:52.341-08:00I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-8458477026529759401?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-23614000915318845102006-11-21T12:48:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:49:03.335-08:00It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-2361400091531884510?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-73051216035458518322006-11-16T14:18:00.001-08:002006-11-16T14:18:52.825-08:00I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-7305121603545851832?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2020741296934573204.post-78204215237103916002006-11-16T13:56:00.000-08:002006-11-16T13:58:42.711-08:00There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.<br />- Oscar Levant<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2020741296934573204-7820421523710391600?l=oscar-levant.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0