Oscar Levant Quotes

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision
- Oscar Levant


Famous Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good
- Oscar Levant

Famous Quotes

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Oscar Levant Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
- Oscar Levant


Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
- Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant Quotes - Lowest Form of Humor

Oscar Levant Quotes - Lowest Form of Humor


A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
- Oscar Levant



Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes - Genius and Insanity

Oscar Levant Quotes - Genius and Insanity


There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant


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Quotes

Chaos in Search of Frenzy

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
- Oscar Levant

What you are

It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
- Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant Quotes

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
- Oscar Levant

Genius and Insanity

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant