Oscar Levant Quotes

I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
- Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
- Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant

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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
- Oscar Levant


I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
- Oscar Levant


An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
- Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant

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Oscar Levant Quotes

It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts
- Oscar Levant

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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
- Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant


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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
- Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant Quotes - Humility

Oscar Levant Quotes - Humility

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left
- Oscar Levant

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Oscar Levant Quotes - Lowest Form of Humor

Oscar Levant Quotes - Lowest Form of Humor


A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
- Oscar Levant



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Oscar Levant Quotes - Genius and Insanity

Oscar Levant Quotes - Genius and Insanity


There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant


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Chaos in Search of Frenzy

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
- Oscar Levant

What you are

It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts.
- Oscar Levant

Oscar Levant Quotes

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
- Oscar Levant

Genius and Insanity

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant