Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
- Oscar Levant


I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
- Oscar Levant


An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
- Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant

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