Monday, December 11, 2006

Oscar Levant Quotes

I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
- Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
- Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant

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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
- Oscar Levant


I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
- Oscar Levant


An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
- Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant

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It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts
- Oscar Levant

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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
- Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant


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