I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
- Oscar Levant
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
- Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant
Monday, December 11, 2006
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
- Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
- Oscar Levant
An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
- Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant
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- Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
- Oscar Levant
An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
- Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant
Famous Quotes
Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes
Sayings
Oscar Levant Quotes
It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts
- Oscar Levant
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
- Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant
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Groucho Marx Quotes
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- Oscar Levant
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
- Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant
George Carlin Quotes
Woody Allen Quotes
Shakespeare Quotes
Mary Richards Quotes
Groucho Marx Quotes
David Letterman Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes
Joan Rivers Quotes
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